13 Funny Dog Jokes That Will Have You Pawsitively Laughing

1. What happens when it rains cats & dogs?

You can step in a Poodle

2. I named my 2 dogs Rolex and Timex

They are my watch dogs

3. What do you have if you breed a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster?

A cockerpoodlepoo!

4. What do you call a magical dog?

A labra-cadabra-dor.

5. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

6. Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot

7. What do you call a dog in the winter?

A chili dog

8. Why did the snowman name his dog frost?

Because frost bites

9. What did the Dalmatian say after its meal?

That hit the spot.

10. Which breed does Dracula love the most?


11. What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?


12. What’s a dog’s favourite breakfast food?

Pooched eggs!

13.What did the puppy call it’s parents?

Ma & Paw

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